Comic 90 - Chat up the dark elf

22nd May 2018, 4:07 PM in High Roads, Low Roads, Threeroads
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Chat up the dark elf
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Morgenstern 22nd May 2018, 4:07 PM edit delete
You start to chat up--and subtly flirt with--the dark elf behind the counter.

Intertwined with small talk, you ask about disguise potions.

"Oh, yes," the elf says with a faint smile. "The head of the guild has been offering an outlandish amount of money for disguise potions, and the reagents used to brew them. I've not the faintest idea why, but I can't imagine anyone complaining--it's been very easy money to make."

You ask for Mel.

The elf smiles again, just a little bit wider. "Why am I not surprised? I can tell her you're coming, if you like." The elf gives you directions to Mel's room.

While talking with the dark elf, you keep an eye on the other people in the room. The orc and the... acrobat? Jester? Seem to be having some deep, involving conversation. Over the course of their discussion, the goblin cautiously sneaks forward, inching closer and closer to the jester... before finally burying his face right between her ass cheeks. The jester, without even breaking eye contact with the orc or seeming to derail from the discussion, casually places a hand on the goblin's forehead and slides him backward, away from her rear.

The goblin then proceeds to repeat the process. The jester will sometimes let a reaction slip, her smile becoming a bit more embarrassed as she reaches back to pry the goblin from between her cheeks, but otherwise this seems like a normal day for her.


Cloudy 22nd May 2018, 4:25 PM edit delete reply
To Mel’s room we go.
Neither the conversation nor ass goblin are of our immediate concern.
Guest 22nd May 2018, 4:33 PM edit delete reply
I agree, though keep an eye out lest the goblin starts harassing your party.
K3001 22nd May 2018, 4:41 PM edit delete reply
Yeah, and it would be impolite to make Mel wait.
Especially when she was told we're coming...
Guest 22nd May 2018, 5:02 PM edit delete reply
"I can tell her you're coming, if you like."

Darkelf hasn`t told Mel yet, we have time. Besides, more fun to make the visit a surprise anyway. In addition to the gender surprise.
Sonico 22nd May 2018, 4:55 PM edit delete reply
Actually, she seems like a promising candidate for someone up to banging a whole goblin tribe to me.
Sonico 22nd May 2018, 4:58 PM edit delete reply
The Acrobat/Jester who seems so casual about goblin motorboating of her ass checks, i mean. Not Mel.

But you people have a point about not keeping her waaiting.
Too Many Monkeys 22nd May 2018, 4:33 PM edit delete reply
They're awfully loose with that information. It's almost like whoever's behind these thefts wants people to come looking for them.
Guest 22nd May 2018, 5:11 PM edit delete reply
Who would even come ?

We know the Guild is powerful in this city - one of the major players, even - so they probably don't much hiding to do. I get the feeling this is not the most honest town, which also kind of explains why the do-gooder church was kicked out.

So that, plus the fact that we were invited and the simple logic that if you offer a reward for something, you better make sure everyone knows of it ... I'm not that surprised, really.
Guest 22nd May 2018, 10:04 PM edit delete reply
hmmm. Maybe later we should try to establish if Nast has any siblings. especially of the twin. And if they have any grievances against them.
Jochi 22nd May 2018, 4:42 PM edit delete reply
Could selling our remaining disguise potion for "an outlandish amount" get us enough cash to get the Entertainer's Guild card AND hire an "entertainer" for the entire goblin tribe? Could THIS "entertainer" in the harlequin garb who doesn't seem offended by a goblin's "flirtations" be interested in the job? It would be nice to get that quest out of Nast's hair.
Green Visitor 22nd May 2018, 4:46 PM edit delete reply
+1 to the talking, but keep the potion.
New Player 22nd May 2018, 7:17 PM edit delete reply
Gallstone 22nd May 2018, 4:47 PM edit delete reply
No to selling the potion. We're still in danger. There's no telling how long it'll be before a guardsman hears we're in town and they come looking for us in force.
Guest 22nd May 2018, 10:05 PM edit delete reply
Never know when we might need to turn into a woman. For reasons.
Green Visitor 22nd May 2018, 4:45 PM edit delete reply
1) The jester is a possible entertainer, and we need to get into the entertainers guild. She also seem to be a bit into goblins, or at least not too icked out by them. I think we need to make contact.

2)Also curious. Inzo the goblin, and the goblin king had orange skin. This one is green. That could be an opening line of sorts. Give him some attention, learn more about him and goblins generally.

3) Okey, maybe this is too far? But we are genderchanged, and I think the jester will own us a favour if we could get the goblin of her back for a while. We are considering how to please an entire tribe, and one is practice. Or maybe less grave, more humorous: Let Justice do the talking with the goblin. She is a language specialist, and we need to learn more about how her personality works.
Guest 22nd May 2018, 6:10 PM edit delete reply
Yep to all of these: we still don't know much about anything, so let's try to learn more before rushing on.
Nabb 22nd May 2018, 8:28 PM edit delete reply
+1 to Justice breaking the ice with the goblin.
Gallstone 22nd May 2018, 4:46 PM edit delete reply
Hold the phone...!
Might this jester be the person we need to end the goblin side-quest?
(Mind you, I'd rather we make the world's first magical sexbot than send a living, breathing person into that situation.)
When we meet with Mel, we might want to enquire about the jester.
Barswanian 22nd May 2018, 5:38 PM edit delete reply
Why not ask to be introduced to the others present?
Having a jester as a friend is always a good idea.
Guest 22nd May 2018, 7:10 PM edit delete reply
+1 to this. Nothing much to lose by trying it.
Barswanian 22nd May 2018, 5:51 PM edit delete reply
Let's "steal" a kiss from Valley, and head over to the Jester/orc for additional conversation friends.
Krylo 22nd May 2018, 6:03 PM edit delete reply
I agree with chatting up the jester in regards to goblin fucking as she seems pretty okay with gobbos