Comic 40 - Flirt with Lagrand

29th Apr 2018, 12:46 PM in Humble Beginnings at Humblestart
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Flirt with Lagrand
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Morgenstern 29th Apr 2018, 12:46 PM edit delete
Morgenstern
You ask if Lagrand could possibly sway the goblins on your behalf.

"Gobs want sex too much," Inzo states. "Can witch use magic to fix?"

"Or, like..." Valley shrugs. "Trick 'em?"

You suggest it rather flirtatiously, complimenting Lagrand on how powerful he must be--and how charming he definitely is.

Lagrand smirks, again dramatically tossing hair from his eyes. "You all certainly flatter me. Alas, even my power has its limits. While it's true that witchcraft blurs the lines between casting schools, my efforts haven't produced much in the way of illusions or enchantments yet. Developing tools less focused on brutality are part of my recent meditations."

You ask Inzo about the fairies--specifically, would the gobs object to fairy partners...? You could try talking to the fairies, see what their deal is, and if any of them might be interested.

"Inzo has never seen fairy," Inzo replies. "Gobs not go so deep in woods. Gobs also not too picky."

"Size could be a problem?," Valley points out. "I'm, like... not sure how big a fairy is."

"If you do seek out the temple," Lagrand states, "have your wits about you. The strongest of the creatures in these woods seem to congregate thereabouts."

You ask if he might have a place to stay--somewhere you can rest up to tackle the temple at full strength.

"Wishing to stay at my place? Why, young adventurer, we've only just met." Lagrand's smile returns, wider than before. "I sleep in the trees, having not anticipated company." He keeps the grin as his eyes slide from you, to Valley... and then back to you. A lot of you. "There was folly in that decision, it seems. I have no respite to offer, but perhaps I can accompany you to that temple--it was I that put the idea in your head, after all, I should take responsibility for the consequences."

He turns halfway, his cape getting just a hint of a flutter to it. "Perhaps after that, we could... rest... somewhere outside these woods. I'm sure the change of pace would help my focus."

He finishes turning away from you before his grin gets too wide.

"Inzo feels like he missed something," mutters the goblin. "Not get humes."

Comments:

1977 29th Apr 2018, 1:44 PM edit delete reply
Don't worry Inzo, sometimes humes not get other humes either.
Guest 29th Apr 2018, 2:49 PM edit delete reply
I sure am confused(sexually).
Just a random Fox 20th Jun 2018, 2:30 AM edit delete reply
I'm not sexually confused! I'm just asexual, and confused as to how I got here!
Tech 29th Apr 2018, 3:31 PM edit delete reply
Off to the temple. Temples always have sweet loot. Hopefully the Fairies are bigger than our hands... and more adventurous than Valley...
TerraNova 29th Apr 2018, 4:09 PM edit delete reply
The gobs will find a way. Hell, they might keep themselves busy just figuring out how to fuck the fairies if they're just a smidge too small. Odds are though that they're not going to be too small for the gobs.
Cloud 29th Apr 2018, 3:35 PM edit delete reply
Well I suppose off to that temple then. Ask Inzo how long it might take him theoretically to make a hume mech. Strength isn’t our... strong suit, and I assume baddies will keep getting tougher down the line. And if Lagrand is to be joining us for the foreseeable future, see if there are any items he could use reinforced.
Tech 29th Apr 2018, 4:08 PM edit delete reply
+1 to getting our own robot suit. Say, I wonder if Inizo could whip us up a gun or a ballista to use with it...