Comic 4 - Flatter the guard

16th Apr 2018, 2:30 AM in Humble Beginnings at Humblestart
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Flatter the guard
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Morgenstern 16th Apr 2018, 2:30 AM edit delete
Morgenstern
You start to flatter the guard, complimenting her on how strong she looks, and admitting that she could probably flatten you if you don't listen. She seems skeptical of your intentions, eyeing you thoroughly... until you start talking about how you like a woman that sports such big... armaments.

She bites at her lower lip, trying to fight back a smile. Eventually, it overcomes her.

"You really like it?," she asks, practically giggling. Any innuendo you were attempting to drop flew right past her. "Everybody says I should get a smaller weapon, but I keep failing the sword classes they give us. It's totally dumb, anyway--my whole family uses big ass weapons and they're, like, proud warriors and junk. ...Not that you can tell from me working in this podunk town. Bleh."

She takes a long glance down one side of the hall... then the other. You're not sure why, as you're starting to think you're the only two people here.

She steps closer to your cell--much closer, her enormous breasts squeezing roughly between her body and the iron bars.

She lowers her voice, almost to a whisper. "I'm not aaactually supposed to talk to you. They said the royal knights will be coming to pick you up in the morning. ...That means you're, like, a celebrity or something, right? Did you burn down a church? Did you assassinate somebody? C'mon, I want the deets."

Comments:

Mochi 16th Apr 2018, 2:50 AM edit delete reply
Mochi
proclaim your innocence! tell her it was a case of mistaken identity. you're not the panty snatcher, not even a little. you just got caught in an unfortunate dragnet.
Ulrich 16th Apr 2018, 8:41 AM edit delete reply
This in all honesty seems like a good idea +1
Omedus 16th Apr 2018, 11:00 AM edit delete reply
Charm her! Get her sympathies! Entertain her with grandiose tales!
Revel in the stories of your past! Like when you forged a enchanted sword and used it to slay a dragon! Or when you seduced a entire church of nuns into breaking their vows with you!