Comic 34 - Talk to Inzo

27th Apr 2018, 12:27 AM in Humble Beginnings at Humblestart
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Talk to Inzo
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Morgenstern 27th Apr 2018, 12:27 AM edit delete
You tell the chief that you do have a few outlets you'd like to explore, and you'll get back to him. Inzo translates this for the goblin chief.

You also ask Inzo if he'd like to join you. It'll be easier to find someone that satisfies the chief if you have an actual goblin with you, and Inzo seems to be the only one that speaks your language.

"Fine," Inzo agrees. "Inzo will go with, make sure hume and moo-moo cow don't mess up."

You begin to heard north, away from the goblin village and toward the woods beyond Humblestart. Along the way, you ask Inzo why the goblins left the cave in the first place.

"Gobs get bored," he replies, not even attempting to hide the frustration in his tone. "Leave cave alone, forget all about it like dum-dums. Then one day, gobs want cave again. All the time, gob tribe like this."

You also ask why his tribe needs a woman. Do they have their own women...? Why aren't the goblins satisfied?

"Has hume seen gob women?," Inzo asks. "Was fine 'til gobs see women that not gobs. Now gobs get weird ideas, want not-gob women. Gobs could take over, rule world if not think with gobby dicks! Gobs not want build smashy robots and explodey bombs--no, gobs want eat and fuck every thing all day."

"Nooow I totally get why we don't get along," Valley laughs.

"Yes!," Inzo replies. "Inzo know moo cow woman type. Hungry, horny animals! Inzo not think you could fight. Moo cow catch Inzo off guard. Will not happen next time."

"Sure," Valley says with a smirk. "Keep, like, telling yourself that?"

You eventually reach the Witch's Woods.


...And are immediately confronted by some kind of huge mushroom monsters.

"Well, like," Valley begins, "that explains why nobody's messing around in the woods anymore. Maybe it's the witch's doing?"

"Inzo not care," Inzo proclaims as he begins to pull levers in his mech. "Big mushrooms, big potions, big explosions!"


Shadoe 27th Apr 2018, 1:09 AM edit delete reply
Reinforce the mech? See if we can spot any mushy weaknesses while the other take a more direct approach? (Also if were lucky the witch may have a gob fetish)
Shadoe 27th Apr 2018, 1:23 AM edit delete reply
Another random thought more for later than the current moment... but what if our disguise form is of the female persuasion?
Tech 27th Apr 2018, 1:49 AM edit delete reply
Blast one with our wand.
1977 27th Apr 2018, 1:50 AM edit delete reply
I know we did reinforce Valley's weapon. Did we reinforce our sword as well? If not now seems a good time for it. I'm not sure about duration, if reinforce has a timelimit we should refresh it on Valley's weapon. Reinforcing the mech sounds good too. This is the perfect time for our first try on using the Wind Wand.
Tech 27th Apr 2018, 1:56 AM edit delete reply
first thing we did after raiding the prison armory was to put Reinforce on everything.
1977 27th Apr 2018, 2:14 AM edit delete reply
Right, just reread it. In that case its only the mech we need to reinforce as long as the spell has really no timelimit.

Maybe deinforce on the mushrooms?
Twyll 27th Apr 2018, 2:20 AM edit delete reply
Should we attempt parley, or are they overtly hostile?
Benjerbro 27th Apr 2018, 8:29 AM edit delete reply
Inzo clearly resents his tribe's sexual deviance. Probably not to the point of betrayal, but maybe he would be down with us trying to adjust the mindset of his tribe. Maybe the witch can augment our aura to sway the Gobs to Inzo's standpoint. If nothing else, we could totally use that as an excuse to nullify the goblin threat through some other influence.
TerraNova 27th Apr 2018, 9:24 AM edit delete reply
Reinforce the mech. Try out the wand. Also mention that we have YET to se a gob woman. Also, would YOU want to be on the receiving end of a goblin gang bang? Not many people do. Better for our mental health if we don't try to offer ourselves. That's last resort kind of shit right there.
Wolfe 27th Apr 2018, 1:02 PM edit delete reply
I feel like we can talk Inzo into coming with us, tell him we appreciate what he brings to the table, we may not be Gobs but he clearly is smarter than the rest of his tribe, he's too good for them.
Wolfe 27th Apr 2018, 1:02 PM edit delete reply
Not right now obviously, but it's something to keep in mind.
Todderina Hammeltod 27th Apr 2018, 1:27 PM edit delete reply
Jiggling at slimes ended up not being all that bad of an idea. Try communicating, but be ready for a fight.
grenli 27th May 2018, 4:16 PM edit delete reply
Poor Inzo. He seems a bit stressed. I hope he and Valley can get down to a good bang. GobGob and MooCow diplomacy.