Comic 33 - Try to negotiate further

26th Apr 2018, 8:31 PM in Humble Beginnings at Humblestart
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Try to negotiate further
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Morgenstern 26th Apr 2018, 8:31 PM edit delete
Morgenstern
You ask if the chief could settle for something better--a bigger, fancier hat, perhaps. Alternatively, you're an enchanter, and can provide your services.

Inzo takes it up with the chief... before shaking his head. "Chief say, no hat as good as good woman. Hat WOULD be nice, but make other gobs mad. Chief look out for good of tribe. Gobs only like magic if it explodey kind of magic."

You ask how big the goblin tribe is, and if you have time to think about it. You need at LEAST a few days to sort something like this out.

Inzo discusses it with the chief before returning his attention to you. "Chief never count tribe. Gobs.. not so good at counting. Chief say time is fine, want best woman you can get."

Comments:

Tech 26th Apr 2018, 9:19 PM edit delete reply
Go soak our brains in acid. Once that's done, head to the north woods and see about the witch.
TerraNova 26th Apr 2018, 9:27 PM edit delete reply
True, the witch might have something to help us.
TerraNova 26th Apr 2018, 9:19 PM edit delete reply
Well, crappers on the hat. Have to keep it in mind for any other dealings, considering that he likes it.

In the meantime, off to find a slut for the Gobs!
Wolfe 26th Apr 2018, 10:04 PM edit delete reply
Maybe the gobs aren't that bright? Maybe we could get a convincing sex doll or something, or maybe even do some magic juju to make it happen.

Or maybe the slime king would be willing to do this.
Jex 26th Apr 2018, 10:09 PM edit delete reply
Chief said no slime women last page
TerraNova 26th Apr 2018, 10:10 PM edit delete reply
Gobs already turned down our proposition with Slime King. No slimes, no gobs they said. Which brings up a good question: Are there even gob women here? And if so, why aren't they satisfied with them? Maybe we should ask?
Maylene 26th Apr 2018, 10:13 PM edit delete reply
Inzo seems dissatisfied with the situation, and rather canny. Maybe we should subtly indicate for him to follow as we leave the goblin chief, and discuss is further with him in private?
TerraNova 26th Apr 2018, 10:28 PM edit delete reply
"Subtle" isn't something goblins do. We COULD ask if Inzo would be willing to help us find someone who can satisfy the Chief. We could then ask him as we head to the Witch for help questions such as "why did the gobs leave the cave in the first place?", "Why do the gobs want it back?", "Why are the gobs not satisfied with their own women?", and etc. But yeah, definitely ask the witch for help.
Tech 26th Apr 2018, 11:18 PM edit delete reply
+1 to conscripting Inzo.
Mochi 26th Apr 2018, 10:15 PM edit delete reply
Mochi
i like the suggestion of going and finding the witch, maybe they could help.