Comic 3 - Review spells and lure the guard

15th Apr 2018, 4:57 PM in Humble Beginnings at Humblestart
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Review spells and lure the guard
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Morgenstern 15th Apr 2018, 4:57 PM edit delete
Morgenstern
You take a quick look over your spell list.

...It's not very impressive.

Je Ne Sais Quoi is more of a passive effect than a real spell. You're very likeable. It's not the most powerful effect (you got arrested, didn't you?), but it's still worth noting.

Reinforce lets you make fragile things less fragile. Substantially so, in fact. You could turn a stick into a usable weapon, if necessary. Most enchanters just use it to make sure their potion bottles don't break when they're being carried around. Not that it does you much good, since you don't have any potions, either.

You raise a ruckus to try and draw the guard toward you. What emerges from the shadows is a minitaur. They're somewhere between humans and actual minotaurs. Wizards probably did it. People used to call them semitaurs, but it got confusing when the semitaurs started wielding scimitars.

The minitaur guard is packing massive... uhhh... weaponry. The club strapped to her back might be the largest you've ever seen. You're not even sure how she can manage hauling that weight around all day. It has to be killing her spine.

Unrelated, she also has huge tits.

"You're too loud," she says. "Cut it out." Her tone is more annoyed than stern, like you're a noisy neighbor rather than a captured criminal.

Comments:

Mochi 15th Apr 2018, 10:58 PM edit delete reply
Mochi
admire her club. flatter her, admit that you should probably listen to her because she could likely turn you into a pancake if she wanted, she's gotta be pretty strong to carry such big... weapons... yes.
Twyll 16th Apr 2018, 2:06 AM edit delete reply
Seconded!
SolCannibal 17th May 2018, 9:30 AM edit delete reply
The massive club is balances out her equally massive tits, logically. Things only get problematic when she actually takes the damn thing out for battle.