Comic 28 - Inquire about potions

25th Apr 2018, 12:22 AM in Humble Beginnings at Humblestart
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Inquire about potions
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Morgenstern 25th Apr 2018, 12:22 AM edit delete
You ask about the wand--is it limited use? Does its power regenerate over time...?

"You'reamage," the alchemist blurts out. "You... you should know. It's not..." she hazards a glance at the wand again. "Not limited. Uses your energy."

You ask the alchemist what kind of potions the store is selling.

"Health potion," she mutters, "50g.

Stamina potion, 25g.

Language potion, 30g.

Cleanse potion, 40g.

Speed potion, 100g."

You ask specifically about disguise potions. Her face tenses up.

"We're out," she grumbles. "Stupid... thieves."

You mention, offhandedly, that you'd heard she keeps a few in a personal stash... maybe not up for sale normally.

"No," she says bluntly. "They're... I won't s-sell them. We can't get more."

You crank up the charm. Surely there has to be something that could change her mind, right? You're willing to pay for them.

The alchemist's gaze wanders back to you. She seems to be considering it... but then her face scrunches up again. "Enchanter's aura," she says with a somewhat accusing tone. "You're not just... you can't..."

She breathes in deep. Her expression eases. It's not really a reaction to your Je Ne Sais Quoi that you've seen before--you're guessing it's that whole 'smells magic' thing. Her lips twitch into a grin for just a moment. "You...'re strong. P-potent... potential. Fine. You can have my potions on... on one condition. You have to... you... y-you..."

She has to look away again, gathering her courage before she blurts out, "Iwanttosuckyourdick."

Valley chokes, almost doubling over. "Wait, like... whaaat? You could ask him for, like, ANYTHING. You're totally asking to suck his dick? Like, of all the things--"

"Using m-magic," the alchemist interjects, "c-changes your... semen."

Valley restrains herself to a very confused smirk. "So... like... the taste is different, or whatever? I guess?"

"It'snotjustthetaste!," the alchemist protests, color beginning to fill her face. "It... it's the, the consistency. Temperature. V-volume." She nervously plays with her hands, still unable to look directly at you. "That's my offer. You... want my disguise potions, you have to... have to cum in my mouth."

You look at Valley. Her expression still reads like she's in uncharted waters. She holds her hands up, surrendering to the situation. "Toootally your call, do NOT mind me."


Tech 25th Apr 2018, 1:02 AM edit delete reply
Facefuck the nerd and get our disguise potion.
1977 25th Apr 2018, 1:32 AM edit delete reply

Other potions of immediate interest for us are Language(could be useful for negotiations with hte goblins) and Stamina(for obvious reasons).
Tech 25th Apr 2018, 11:06 AM edit delete reply
Yes. Stamina potion. Especially since someone pointed out that Valley could quite easily hurt us by accident, so maybe some health potions tol
Twyll 25th Apr 2018, 1:58 AM edit delete reply
Well, we should most definitely oblige, then! And make it clear that it's a service we're happy to provide.
TerraNova 25th Apr 2018, 4:08 AM edit delete reply
Why settle for just a blowjob? We could give her a much more... memorable night as well
TerraNova 25th Apr 2018, 4:09 AM edit delete reply
Not to mention that if we can seduce the shy little nerd, she could make for a useful asset to the party
TerraNova 25th Apr 2018, 4:15 AM edit delete reply
In fact, if we play our cards right, we could not only get a blowjob, but develop it into a threesome with valley. That way Valley gets laid, our little alchemist gets her cream, and we get our potions. Everyone leaves happy, and we have a base to build up a future relationship with her(and possibly get more potions cheap)
Guest 25th Apr 2018, 7:59 AM edit delete reply
I see no negatives.
Yolvan 25th Apr 2018, 8:17 AM edit delete reply
+1 to TerraNova.
xenonni 25th Apr 2018, 8:48 AM edit delete reply
Post Valley outside as a guard while we're otherwise distracted with the alchemist. Health potion and language potion are probably the most immediate priorities, stamina coming next.
Ask about what the cleanse potion does
Benjerbro 25th Apr 2018, 8:53 AM edit delete reply
I agree with everybody about face blasting the alchemist and butt blasting Valley. Aaaaannndd maybe our new alchemist friend would be interested in devising a method to reduce peener damage taken by fucking the slime king later. The alchemist's preexisting expertise with slime goo could be a great asset.
Guest 25th Apr 2018, 9:10 AM edit delete reply
Good idea on the slime thing